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If Not Anything, Nothing Will Do! — A Short Play

IfNotAnythingARTA CRAZY MIXED-UP COMEDY SENSATION!!!
by Doug Stewart

(For production by LDS Church Groups, Youth Theatres, Community Groups)

A whacky, zany farce about newly-weds who move into an abandoned and condemned building, near an international airport and a prison, so they can live on what he makes — nothing! The couple is LDS so the first day they are visited by the Home Teachers, the Relief Society President, the Ward Genealogy Chairman, the Choir Director, the Bishop AND two escaped convicts, two police officers and a lady from the looney bin who is now living in the room next to the newlyweds. This play is a scream!!


PLAY DETAILS:

  • 10M 5W 1B
  • 1 Interior
  • 25 minutes
  • ORDER #2051

Available Soon for ALL producing groups.


PERUSAL MATERIALS

The Perusal Pages File (in PDF format) can be read by clicking IfNotAnythingPERUSAL It contains the first scene of the two scene script.


PRODUCTION MATERIALS AVAILABLE:

  • Script in PDF format  — Order #2051a : $15.00 (from which you will be authorized to copy for your production)



  • First Performance Amateur/Educational Royalty — Order #2051d : $30




  • Second Performance Amateur/Educational Royalty — Order #2051e : $25




  • Professional Royalties will be quoted upon application
  • ZTPerformanceLicenceApp2016 (in PDF format) to download our Performance License Application. No production rights can be granted until this application is filled out and sent to us. (We are working on an ONLINE PDF filler form)

PRODUCTIONS:

  • Pringle LDS Ward — 2004
  • St. John’s Arizona Stake — 2002
  • Tualitin LDS Ward — 2002
  • St. John’s Arizona Stake — 1997
  • Production in 1996
  • Morgan Utah Stake — 1994
  • Sharon 2nd LDS Ward — 1994
  • Manhattan Kansas LDS 1st Ward — 1994
  • Fresno West Stake — 1993
  • Wendell Idaho Stake — 1989
  • Ely Nevada Stake — 1987
  • Pleasant View 3rd Ward — 1986
  • Millcreek 7th Ward — 1985
  • Simi 3rd Ward — 1984
  • Orem 54th Ward — 1983

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